126 - Koalas Are Not Real Bears

Joy with Craig Ferguson

Craig Ferguson & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 743 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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It’s an arctic theme this week. And totally by accident as Craig recalls a story about an Arctic expedition that ends with frozen body parts, wild animals, bears (both grizzly and polar), and some bity sharks. But it does eventually lead to the question, are Koalas real bears? Have a question for Craig? Drop him an email at: ⁠⁠craigfergusonpodcast@gmail.com⁠⁠, send him a message on social media, or drop a comment below. _______________________________________________ Craig is also on the road. Dates and tickets can be found here ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com/tour ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠_________________________________________________ FIND CRAIG: Website - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.thecraigfergusonshow.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@craigy_ferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ X - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.x.com/craigyferg⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Facebook - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/thecraigfergusonshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ABOUT THE JOY PODCAST: Storied late-night talk host Craig Ferguson brings his interview talents and singular world view to a discussion of the modern state of JOY, sitting down with notable guests from the worlds of entertainment, science, government, and more. How's our Joy doing? Bridled? On life support? Where do we find joy in a world that seems by any rational measure to be collapsing around us? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.0	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.0	From rags to riches.
0:06.0	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.0	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.0	Or climbers, you and me.
0:12.0	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.0	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
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0:19.0	Stream now.
0:20.0	Your morning toast is shaking.
0:22.6	Because the McDonald's breakfast bundle means you can bag of sausage sandwich and a selected drink for $2.99.
0:28.7	Name a better way to start your day.
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0:34.6	Until 11 a.m.
0:35.9	Not on delivery.
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0:38.6	Price and participation may vary.
0:40.2	This is me, Craig Ferguson.
0:43.0	Come see me live in your region on my Pants on Fire comedy stand-up tour.
0:49.1	For the full list of dates and tickets, go to the Craig Ferguson show.com.
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