#126 - Crab Smoker and the Pants Band

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Greg discuss the Los Angeles Podcast festival, a Twitter tantrum and sex on a table.

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0:00.0	You know my bad cat?
0:03.0	Look at this.
0:04.0	You know the cat.
0:05.0	Yeah, you and your dog.
0:06.0	In the fucking garage?
0:08.0	Yeah.
0:09.0	Dog style.
0:10.0	Yeah, that's great.
0:11.0	Kiss it.
0:12.0	So you're fucking your dog.
0:13.0	So, you know the bad cat?
0:16.0	Yeah.
0:18.0	So it licks, I would say like if you had to like break down the hours in a day you know some people
0:26.4	are like oh cat sleep 18 hours a day or whatever and they do this and that I would say
0:40.1	our cat the horrible one spends 17 hours a day licking its ass whole.
0:41.1	I'm good hour less than I do than I spent its ass-hole. Like it says.
0:44.0	That's an hour less than I do than I spend, like in mine.
0:48.0	Walking the room!
0:50.0	Terrible. So I'm on a I guess it's called a victory lap. I don't know what you're talking about.
1:20.4	I tore the world the new asshole this weekend. I took the world by the ears and I made it blow me.
1:35.0	Fuck what's wrong with you?
1:37.0	Holy shit.
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