Welcome to Feathers and My Hair, an emotionally broken Psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted

tweets, I've got the details on all the fights,

breakups, and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks. If you think the moms bring the drama

on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened. I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hi, guys.

So I'm starting out this episode with an update.

I recorded an episode that you're going to hear in, I don't know, I'll probably talk for what, nine hours.

Just kidding, like 20 minutes.

I recorded an episode like 10 days ago, a full 10 ago. It's really funny. It's great. You guys are going to love it. I pre-recorded so that I could have a July 4th weekend. But what the fuck? I had to do this intro.

Of course, I'm driving home from the shore now. It's Saturday night. I decided I'd already

planned on leaving on Saturday night anyway so I could have Sunday to myself because I went

down on Wednesday. But this week has been like insane teen mom news. All I'm trying to do

is enjoy a fucking vacation. And I can't can't just kidding I actually had like a really

great time I had a great fourth of July I went to the beach every day when not on the boat

you can go look at my Instagram I had a lovely fourth of July wish I could just stay at the

shore all summer not work but that's not how being a grown-up works, unfortunately. So I am driving to the shore on Wednesday night after work, and I stopped

to get food. I quickly just, you know, glance at my phone to see what's going on, and Janelle had posted, I'm going to go on

date order of when this shit happened.

Janelle had posted something like, I can't stop crying, case dismissed.

And then David posted on his Snapchat, like the kids are coming home. Stay tuned. And my first thought was like,

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