125: Too much of a (not very) good thing

Planet Porky

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🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Today Mike Parry and Lesley-Ann Jones get stuck into the debauchery of the holiday season with topics including: the behaviour of footballers when they go abroad, ludicrously exorbitant bar bills, the island of Mykonos, Porky's posh-but-pricey pens, teenage trips to Benidorm, the recent spike in cocaine use, Paris Hilton, the cult of celebrity, Holly Willoughby's credentials, Ant and Dec, the man with hundreds of piercings, getting a Prince Albert, I'm a Celebrity moving to Wales (and why that shouldn't be lampooned), whether Stephen Fry is a national treasure, Boris Johnson's fatherly habits and the delights of the Ritz in Paris. It's party time on Planet Porky...get the drinks in.

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0:00.0	Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode of Life on Planet Porky.
0:27.8	Thank you very much indeed for joining us today.
0:30.8	And I am, of course, with my co-host and I would say probably the more superior host of this show and that's Leslie Ann Jones
0:39.0	Leslie Ann delighted to be with you today I have to say I've rushed here from a TV studio
0:44.2	something you will know about that I don't why won't my hair move in the wind Leslie and it's full
0:50.0	of hairspray oh you've not talked about hairspray before. Is this the first time they've used
0:55.1	it on you? No, they used it before, but normally, you know, I get home and get in the shower
0:59.5	and all that and get sorted out. But unfortunately, after what I've done today, I've had to do
1:04.4	a visit to a radio station and only just now got back into my home studio to be able to talk
1:10.0	to you. But hairspray worries me
1:11.8	because it makes your hair feel like candy floss. I think that's a bit of best expression,
1:16.4	candy floss, yeah? I don't like using it because I feel like my hair is glued together. And
1:22.0	you know, you want a bit of bounce, you want that swing, you want the idea that somebody, if they
1:27.2	felt so inclined, would like to run their fingers through it.
1:31.1	And, of course, they can't do that if it's all stuck together, can they?
1:34.4	Run your fingers through it.
1:37.3	I can't run with the song that is, but not there.
1:39.2	It's before my time, I'm telling you.
1:42.5	There's got to be a song in the history of long.
1:44.8	There's a song in everything, Mike.
1:46.6	Please run your fingers through my hair.
1:48.8	Now, I have to say, Leslie Ann, it's very kind of you to have commented on my recent
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