Let me start by telling you, Mike, that I'm pretty upset at you.

And I'm saying this only about 80% jokingly.

I don't care, but okay.

What do you mean you don't care?

Wow.

Well, now that I've been put in my place.

Because whatever it is, I know I haven't done anything bad to you, so.

Are you sure?

Yeah, I'm very sure.

Well, see, this is the 125th episode of this analog program on your Relay FM network.

And we are recording on the 30th of January at what is my local 1 o'clock in the afternoon,

and it is what seven in the

evening for you is that right yeah okay so oh I'm sorry I can't do math six in the evening

had we recorded my that's why I said seven had we recorded at my seven o'clock in the evening

which is the normal time that we record this program, I would have been able to be the very first

person to wish you happy birthday verbally. Perhaps the very first person to wish you happy

birthday at all. But no, we decide that, oh, we're going to do it in the middle of the day,

because candidly, that's much nicer for you. But still, you have taken my moment.

You thought this birthday was about you, but oh, no, sir.

It's all about me.

And you've taken my moment.

You see, I was completely right.

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