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Hello and welcome to Crime in Sports! Yay! Oh, yay indeed Jimmy, yay indeed! My name is James Petrogallo. I'm here with my cohost. I'm Jimmy Lisman.

Thank you folks so much for joining us again and again and again on another insanely and this one especially insane crazy while death defying gravity.

Ignoring gravity and all the laws of physics, Crime in Sports episode. Thank you folks for being here again.

It's death defying. Every week. Sometimes it's not death if they die I won't say death defying. That's usually the way I do it because they didn't defy shit.

Say to fight for a while. For a little while but in the end. Not only Michael Jordan, like it actually. It defies gravity for a minute and then eventually yeah.

Well this is tonight we dip back into the brain damage sports which are always fun. We're going into an MMA fighter. So that's always fun as I always like to say. UFC is like alcohol. It doesn't make assholes but it certainly enhances them. You know what I'm saying? So we're going to dip into there.

Every asshole. It'll make them but it's may get a little bit of UFC in an asshole boy it's going to bring them out is all I'm going to say.

Not every alcohol consumers in asshole but every asshole consumes.

That's one of those things. So what I'm saying. You know. So before we get into that. Thank you so much for your iTunes reviews this week. They're always huge. They drive us up the charts. It's iTunes funky algorithm. It's not our faults.

So if you haven't done it yet, please get on iTunes. Give us five stars. It doesn't matter what you say. It's not for our egos.

Strickly for business. Tell them you're following instructions following directions. How much James hates those doesn't matter. Oh a lot. Yeah. It doesn't matter. You can't fix what I have words can't change.

You can't fix us. So you just say you're following directions and that's that's as good as praise. I trust me. We're both divorced for fuck's sake.

Yeah, we've been life. Life is shit on our heads for a while and we're going to we're right now it's okay and we're trying. So but your words can't fix that.

If words could fix this shit, we'd still be married. Oh god damn for the first time. I'm still married this time, which is good. I think that's not going to work out well. I think.

But the other one's that. Yeah. Other one not good because this time you're marrying without words like you know, you're marrying for the salty words.

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