Thanks to Canva for sponsoring the illusionist and for helping me address a massive gap in

my skills, I know, can you believe it? A gap in my skills says it isn't so, it is so.

Being a podcaster, I'm good at making noises. But visuals? Not great. I didn't get into

audio making because I'm good at visuals, but people do sure love looking at stuff.

I don't blame you. The first bite of the internet is with the eye mouths, as they say.

So, like many of my podcaster friends, how did you make that cool thing? Oh, I used Canva.

I'm using Canva to spruce up my game on Instagram and the slides for the illusionist live shows

and YouTube where the podcast is now available, but with currently zero visual interest.

Not for too much longer though. I am really excited to play with all this and will update you with

my progress on my journey to visuals. Why don't you join me? And if you work with people,

you can design and collaborate with Canva for teams. Right now, you can get a free 45 day extended

trial when you go to Canva.me slash illusionist. That's C-A-N-V-A-DOT-ME slash illusionist.

For a free 45 day extended trial, Canva.me slash illusionist.

This is the illusionist in which I, Helen Zoltzman, jump out of languages birthday cake.

Would a rotten surprise? You want a cake and you just get some human instead?

Today, we're going to de-stress and let off some steam with the Swear Luzionist Swear Along quiz.

It's an interactive quiz for you to play along with. Every answer is a swear. Shout them out when you hear

this noise. Content notes, they'll be swears. But it's educational. Swearings are very complex

area of language and as we know from the Swear Bill episode of this show, swearing is good for you.

So this is a healthy episode. Very wholesome. Get ready for wellness.

Okay, take some deep breaths, relax your shoulders. Let's do some vocal warm-ups.

Just one more reminder, there will be swears. So if you are a swear abstinent,

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