#125: "So Many Fatties!" with Kirk Chisholm + AI Comedy + LeBron
Cash Daddies With Sam Tripoli, Howie Dewey and Johnny Woodard
Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So, this is my stand-up set in a club. |
| 0:03.0 | There's like 50 people here and no one is laughing. |
| 0:06.0 | Anyone have any suggestions? |
| 0:09.0 | I'm thinking about doing a bit about how being transgender is actually a mental illness. |
| 0:15.0 | Or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone. |
| 0:20.0 | Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone. |
| 0:25.6 | Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society. |
| 0:38.3 | But no one is laughing. Cash Daddies Cash Daddies |
| 0:40.3 | Cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash, cash. |
| 0:45.3 | Cash Daddies is for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:47.3 | You'd be an idiot to listen to anything these degenerates say. |
| 0:50.3 | Invest at your own risk, do research, but seriously don't listen to these ass clowns now enjoy cash |
| 0:56.0 | daddies welcome to cash daddies we're banking fatties fatties fatties fatties so freaking fatties so many fatties |
| 1:09.5 | are so many fatties on the ones and two j nice johnny woodard and then the man |
| 1:16.4 | myth the legend from the basement yeah you do we bum bum yes i feel free man i feel free man i feel |
| 1:25.2 | free i got booted out of the apartment for a day. |
| 1:28.9 | Are you living in the basement of that bar now? |
| 1:32.1 | I'm living in the basement, man. |
| 1:33.8 | I'm down here. |
| 1:35.4 | It's just me in these 200-year-old fucking pipes. |
| 1:39.2 | One of them's making weird noises. |
| 1:41.6 | It's hot, like, I'm going to get black guys one more shot and then we're calling it a day. |
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