What's gonna dance like it's 2005. Come on get up. What a time to feel.

And now, biggest fan in the crowd.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. It's the good bitch.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of nostalgia. And now, as always, it's me, your host,

Kelly Williams. And I have to start off my recap by apologizing that I said Jess was a nurse.

She is a doctor. She's an infectious disease doctor. And yeah, I apologize if that offended anybody.

But either way, if you are a nurse, you still have a lot of discipline,

in my opinion. I think it's not easy to work in any medical field, but yes, just so you know,

Jess is in fact a doctor. But basically we start the episode where we left off on the last

episode at Pins Mechanical. And if you guys haven't been to Pins, if you have one in your city, I highly recommend it. It is genuinely such a fun time. And I was actually distracted for most of it because I was like, oh, I wish I was playing bowling. I wish I was going bowling right now. But Chris was saying he wants to take Bree to hotels. He wants to treat her right, he wants to take her to the four seasons.

He makes like $700,000 a year.

You need like an alpha male like me.

Oh my God, Chris, you wasted little nasty elf.

I cannot stand him.

He also compares himself to Andrew Tate, which I don't know for any woman that would be a turn on. That's the biggest red flag I can think of. Like being like, you know, I'm basically like the Andrew Tate of Ohio. It's like you sound like a fucking loser, Chris. But Chris is wasted running around. He even tries to talk to Jess and he's like, I just want you to know, I don't

think you're ugly. And she's like, I don't want to talk to you. I don't give a fuck what you think about me. Um, and the whole time Connor's like, that dude's wasted. And he keeps saying, I don't give a flying fuck. I don't give a flying fuck. Oh my God. Chris was just too much for me. and I'm glad hopefully he's gone.

I know we'll see him at the reunion.

It'll be interesting. flying fuck oh my god chris was just too much for me and i'm glad hopefully he's gone i know we'll see

him at the reunion it'll be interesting to watch him try and dig himself out of this hole but i will also

say i feel like brie was into the things that chris was saying like maybe she does want a man with

money maybe she does want a guy who's a little more like alpha.

I don't like using the term alpha. I don't know. I don't know why. I hate saying like alpha male. But maybe she wants someone to like take control more. Maybe that's the better way to put it. But when he was like, I'll take you to the four seasons. Like I'll do all these things. I'm like, you can't afford it. you're on $65,000 worth of debt, allegedly.

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