125. Grandad Joe - the lard loving TikTok geriatric adored by Gen Z

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Tickets for Jacob's Tour are onsale now! Go to: linktr.ee/Jacobhawley for tickets. JOIN THE SCREEN ROT PATREON NOW⁠. Oi, get on this - an extra episode every week. Early access to every episode. Access to the Rotter group chat. Priority access to tickets. Get involved: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/thescreenrotpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Grandad Joe - the lard loving TikTok geriatric adored by Gen Z. IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠@screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠@jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠@j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠megaphone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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2:01.6	I'm going to chase you out of this green rock podcast. The podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been written on our screens and indeed our mind. Shout out to all of you guys who subscribe to this podcast on either YouTube, Spotify or Apple. Those nice reviews on Apple that we haven't had since November, by the way, despite the fact I say it every fucking week. They do help us out. Pull your fingers out. Big a shout out to the patrons. You really have pulled their fingers out.
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2:15.8	Shout out to Eugene runs our Twitter account. Send by God.
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2:17.0	And a big winky, winky, big gizzy, gizzy.
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