125: Future Tense
God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2018
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream.
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| 0:00.0 | And he's supposed to be the reasonable Baptist Christian who knows all about the apocalypse |
| 0:10.6 | and shit. |
| 0:11.6 | He looks like you could grab his face and mold it into a different face. |
| 0:15.9 | And not only that you could but that you should. |
| 0:20.9 | Right, you could pull down the cheeks and he'd be Winston Churchill and he'd be like, |
| 0:24.6 | that's a fun thing, right? |
| 0:25.6 | If you're playing, do Nixon. |
| 0:27.6 | I don't know, I don't know what a proper... |
| 0:32.6 | ...sad. |
| 0:35.6 | God awful movie movies. |
| 0:41.6 | Welcome back to The Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian |
| 0:53.5 | cinema because joy went out of style in 2016. |
| 0:56.4 | I'm your host Noah Luzzins and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath |
| 1:00.2 | and right. |
| 1:01.2 | He's welcome back sir. |
| 1:02.2 | Thanks Noah. |
| 1:03.2 | Sorry, I just read in a pop up ad. |
| 1:05.1 | I can increase the size and endurance of my button with this one simple trick. |
| 1:11.5 | Cool. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm going to click on this. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah, no, by all means by all means. |
| 1:17.7 | And while you're doing that, I'll introduce this other fellow Sydney, 81 miles to my right. |
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