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God Awful Movies

125: Future Tense

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Future Tense, the story of a person listening to a mix tape about Jesus; and, as if that's not bad enough, telling us about his dream. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

Transcript

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0:00.0

And he's supposed to be the reasonable Baptist Christian who knows all about the apocalypse

0:10.6

and shit.

0:11.6

He looks like you could grab his face and mold it into a different face.

0:15.9

And not only that you could but that you should.

0:20.9

Right, you could pull down the cheeks and he'd be Winston Churchill and he'd be like,

0:24.6

that's a fun thing, right?

0:25.6

If you're playing, do Nixon.

0:27.6

I don't know, I don't know what a proper...

0:32.6

...sad.

0:35.6

God awful movie movies.

0:41.6

Welcome back to The Gamecast where each week we sample another selection from Christian

0:53.5

cinema because joy went out of style in 2016.

0:56.4

I'm your host Noah Luzzins and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath

1:00.2

and right.

1:01.2

He's welcome back sir.

1:02.2

Thanks Noah.

1:03.2

Sorry, I just read in a pop up ad.

1:05.1

I can increase the size and endurance of my button with this one simple trick.

1:11.5

Cool.

1:12.5

I'm going to click on this.

1:14.7

Yeah, no, by all means by all means.

1:17.7

And while you're doing that, I'll introduce this other fellow Sydney, 81 miles to my right.

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