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125 - Elon Peterson's Butter Board

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie discuss Jordan Peterson's latest cry, Tik Tock's new Butter Board trend, Elon Musk's text dump, and much more.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to come.

0:20.5

Hello. What a come. Hello.

0:21.3

What a spicy new intro.

0:23.9

You like the intro?

0:24.7

Yeah.

0:25.1

It's exciting, right?

0:26.0

It's a little collection of some of our greatest visual gags.

0:34.0

What do you think of the choices?

0:36.2

Should they have included?

0:39.5

Well, I think I encourage the choice of brittkin yeah and uh and you also had some a finance boy in

0:46.7

there it was a finance boy i would like something where i'm like hang gliding or like spulunking or

0:52.6

doing something more you know i feel like it's just to be talking a lot

0:55.8

and you talking a lot there should be something where i'm fighting off like an assailant you know like

1:00.4

where there's someone who's like trying to harm us and i'm stopping it whether it's real or not i mean

1:06.1

like we make our own truth now this is this is post uh post fact America where I could just, when we have the equipment now. I could, we could hire a guy, uh, as an actor to dress up in like, you know, in a, in a, wait, what did you call the clip spicy? The intro of it? We'll have him wear a spicy pair of panty hose and try to, you know, break in the apartment. And I'm, I'm just like, you know, putting my, my mouth, you know. I was thinking, just get away. You're all there'll be a mess in here. I was thinking, get away. There'll be a mess in here. There should have been. When you get in here, there'll be a mess for you to find if you don't stop knocking on the door. There should be at least one image of you wielding a hammer. Yeah. Well, there was a story about a woman who will get to that in the minute. I don't think we put that in the rundown, but there was a hammer story. You know, we'll come to that in a minute.

2:02.3

Before we move on, I want to remind everyone to subscribe to the show, right?

2:09.7

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2:11.1

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2:12.2

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2:13.7

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2:16.0

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2:17.7

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