125 - Dive Bar Divas

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:03.2	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:06.0	Oh, same thing.
0:07.5	Listen up, campers.
0:08.8	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
0:11.5	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
0:13.6	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya.
0:16.0	Weird news.
0:16.9	Hot gossip.
0:17.9	And scary stories around the campfire.
0:20.2	So spooky.
0:21.7	Is this podcast even about camping?
0:23.4	No, but it is camp.
0:25.7	This is camp counselors.
0:30.7	Hey, happy campers.
0:32.9	Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.
0:35.3	It is week 125 here at camp. And what a marvelous week it is. Okay,
0:41.0	spring, she's sprung. She is sprung. She's knocking at the goddamn door and she's shaking her
0:46.0	yabos and she's barking and she's being creepy and fun. I'm scared a little bit because is this real?
0:51.6	Is this the truth? You think there's going to be like an icy blister that
0:55.1	comes through? I don't know how weather works and I don't get paid enough to know that. That's not my
0:59.9	job. I'm just kind of putting it out there that I'm suspicious, but I'm entering with an open heart.
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