On the Empire Podcast this week, we feel fairly certain we won't get picked off by bad

guys as action legends and expendables three co-stars Terry Cruz and Wesley Snipes

dropped by. We'll also discuss that film and there's all the usual movie news and

nonsense on the only movie podcast that doesn't need help with its bags. We have a bloody

man's event. I just made a Modikai face. Yeah. That joke will really play with like

the three people who've watched that trailer so far. That's me. You. Okay. It's been

years. Four. Four people. Okay. Good. Anyway, hello, Pod. I'm Chris. You're welcome to

the Empire Podcast. As ever, I'm joined by several of my illustrious and trusted colleagues

for an hour or so of terrific movie chat. This week, I'm going to depart from the norm

and let them introduce themselves because frankly, I've got writers block. I've done 110

of these things and hours up to you. Go, lady to my right. Hello, my name is Helen.

I'm believe I'm contractually obliged to call myself a geek queen. It's not it. No,

no. That's okay. No. Okay. Fine. But still, I would like a toothless and a grout in a

million dollars. Thanks. We can work on two of those. Next, gentlemen, I'm staring

at right now with the pen and this mouth. Please introduce yourself to the three people

listening. Hello, I'll take the penalty. Right. I'm Ali Plum. I'm the co-host of 1990s

problems, a rival podcast to this podcast, which watches old 1990s TV shows and works out

whether they're really that shit or not coming up in your iTunes folder. Never. Also, I

am the co-host and co-star of Ali and Chris. What a fucking idiots. We've decided that it

could be this this Edinburgh show. Yeah. The water fucking idiots or whistling shit eaters

off the back of Robert Pattinson's interview last week where he did indeed refer to the

phrase whistling shit eaters. We've also decided maybe the tagline for the poster for our

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