| 0:00.0 | Let us return once more to a more civilized age of television variety shows, the Star Wars holiday special podcast. I'm Rob Zathney, joined by Friends at the Tables, Ali Akampora. |
| 0:23.6 | But loves giant bomb personality, Austin Walker. |
| 0:28.1 | That's it. |
| 0:28.9 | And the joyous gamer herself, Natalie Watson. |
| 0:33.8 | We are, as always, supported by you, our listeners by patreon.com slash civilized, so head over there if you'd like to support the show and get access to all our Q&A episodes. |
| 0:44.5 | This week, it's finally happened. |
| 0:49.1 | We're watching the Star Wars holiday special, the legendary 1978 television misfire. |
| 0:56.5 | There's a lot to get into and yet also very little. |
| 1:01.0 | Let's just discuss the things that happen in this story. |
| 1:04.6 | Thank you. |
| 1:05.8 | Hold on. |
| 1:06.4 | Hold on. |
| 1:06.4 | Hold on. |
| 1:06.6 | Yes. |
| 1:09.6 | Okay. |
| 1:10.5 | Okay. I'm ready. Excellent. Okay. |
| 1:10.9 | Okay. |
| 1:12.6 | Excellent. |
| 1:14.5 | Sarvesa crystal. |
| 1:18.1 | It would have improved it. |
| 1:19.6 | It would have improved my watching experience. |
| 1:21.3 | It improved just so much. |
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