Alright, so Matt, there was this elderly couple that was sitting in church one Sunday, and the wife turns to the husband and she says,

I just let out a really long silent fart. What should I do?

And the husband turns to her and smiles and says, well dear, I think first you should replace the batteries in your hearing aids.

Yes.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam.

And my name is Matt. Now pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

All right everybody here we are again Matt. How you doing tonight brother?

May I am great. Awesome. Weather is getting cool. Oh no. You can hear the crunch of leaves when you're walking through the yards. Yeah. I'm so glad that the weather is changing because the fall is my favorite time of year.

And it reminds me of that joke you know in the rest of the world and they call it autumn because it's the change of an equinox and all that and in the US we call it fall because leaves fall down.

That's right.

Oh yeah. But they fall. Yeah. But it's like what? Yeah. What's your hair? Yeah. Unless you're here. But this episode is dropping on Halloween. So are the day before Halloween I should say. So happy Halloween everybody. That's right.

If you're listening to this the morning it drops then it'll be tomorrow. But I'll tell you happy Halloween anyway.

Yeah. I would imagine that with Halloween being on a Saturday that everybody is just going to make a big weekend of it. Sure.

Yeah. Whether the kids are going to get to trick or treat where you are or not. You know there's there's going to be some some celebrations with a weekend Halloween. I mean there's just nothing better.

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