Hey everyone, welcome to the Golden R. Radio Podcast. I am Jen,

G.R. Mom, joined as always by G. Dad.

Hi. How are you doing to your dad?

I'm good.

Excellent, excellent.

Welcome to the Rules Podcast. There were Rules today.

Fully Rules, scheduled, structured,

segments.

Indeed.

Beginning with the Cocktail of the Week, which is the Grand Orange Collins.

It's very orangey.

It is orange juice.

Very formal.

Orange juice in Grand Marnier, except we don't actually have any Grand Marnier, so I use

Quantro, it's just an orange flavored liqueur.

Already, anarchy is back, it's chaos here.

It's chaos, people. When you're're making cocktails you have to be able to

creatively substitute pretty much every cocktail is just to switch out one thing for another

and then you get a new cocktail it's weird there is a huge structure there is an important structural

element to it there is a skeleton of things you can't screw up because if you just

pour a bunch of junk together like I do you get some really weird

shit half and half you just do half rum and half this and not very good it didn't

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