124 - Hot Mess Hoedown 8
Seltzer Squad - Staying Sober In The City
Kate Zander
4.9 • 778 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2021
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
It’s time for another hilarious episode full of hilarious listener stories! Join Kate and Jes as they read listener submissions.
If you’d like to submit a funny hot mess story send an email to seltzersquadpod@gmail.com with the subject line “hot mess."
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Seltzer Squad, the podcast about staying sober in the city with your host, Kate Sander and Jess Valentine. Did y'all know that you can get extra seltresquad content at patreon.com slash seltra squad yeah kate they can get early access to |
| 0:40.1 | our episodes they can get videos of us and even bonus episodes every month that no one else gets |
| 0:46.9 | no one else gets it only our patrons so this is truly a labor of love for us so if you could help |
| 0:52.3 | support us we'd really appreciate it. |
| 0:59.5 | Yeah, man. We love you, squad. We love you, squad. Sign up at patreon.com slash seltzer squad. |
| 1:07.9 | Nat, welcome to the pod. Kate, I'm so glad to be here. I'm so excited to tell you about our new sponsors for the new year. Who is it? So we have brainwashed coffee, |
| 1:11.6 | and brainwashed coffee is amazing because 50% of all of the proceeds support addiction recovery. |
| 1:17.6 | One of my sober treats this year was an espresso machine, so I'm really excited to use brainwashed coffee to make some lattes. |
| 1:24.5 | Brainwashed has a 20% off discount when you use the code Seltzer Squad at |
| 1:29.4 | checkout. It's brainwashed coffeeco.com. Use the discount code at checkout. Get 20% off. Let's all get |
| 1:35.6 | caffeinated and crush our goals. Yeah. Stay caffeinated. |
| 1:42.3 | Hi, Jess. Hi, Kate. |
| 1:44.6 | What are we doing today? |
| 1:47.2 | It's that time again. |
| 1:48.4 | It is. |
| 1:49.4 | Hot mess ho-down. |
| 1:51.5 | I'm pulling up my email. |
| 1:53.0 | So if you want to start... |
| 1:54.3 | I'm ready. |
| 1:54.8 | I got my glasses on. |
| 1:56.2 | We're starting at the bottom or what? |
| 1:57.9 | Yes. |
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