What's happened you bad motherfuckers? It's Wednesday the 15th of December the half-time mark is fucking here

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Manscape it's time to pull your chestnuts out of the fire and give them a little fucking polish cock suckers

It's Christmas time if this don't make you want to shave your nuts act

I don't know what does and I'm here with Manscape to prevent cuts to make your dick look like the fucking Mona Lisa

It all starts with the performance package 4.0 and the long more body trimmer the best trimmer on the market for your balls

Your muffler and your body order today and I'll throw in the fucking weed whacker

A nose and ear hair trimmer that helps prevent nick snags and tugs in those holes

But wait, that's more I'm gonna give you a crop preserve it which I have on today

Ball the other and tremendous and crop survivor this takes the wrinkles out of your nuts act

You may look like you're 60 but your balls look like you're fucking 20 plus the anti-shaving boxes from Manscape and

They also throw in a fucking travel bag

Listen, there's a thousand people who could you even look at somebody and go to his ass miss Mel

I wonder what that has smells like when you look at your uncles and shit

You know what they ball sack miss Mel like Manscape is to get to your looking for and now you can pay that with

The allover and see saw body wash just in time for the holidays

It's a two-in-one shampoo and conditioner the whole package works from your head to your fucking jingle ball sack

That's why they call the perfect fucking package your balls will shine

So bright your embarrassed fucking Rudolph you understand me and what we're gonna do is this

Manscaped is giving you 20% off. This is a gift for people right now by fucking ten of them

If you give them to all your uncles grandpa your dad

Even your grandma looking at fucking take a look at her and tell me how pushed don't need to be shaved

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