124 - Bob and Proteus

Out of Character

Hamzah and Martin

Comedy

5.0 • 3.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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late episode due to no service but were still serving ayeee hahahah

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0:00.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.0	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.0	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:17.0	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your
0:23.6	future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.
0:31.2	Make way. Coming through. Rolling deep with my entourage here. Make way. Sorry, are you on GIFCaf or something?
0:40.3	Yeah, and they just saved me 400 quid on this new Google Pixel 9 Pro.
0:45.3	That explains the swagger. What's with all the ducklings?
0:49.3	My entourage? Say hi guys.
0:52.3	Get the latest phones at great prices from GIFGAF.
0:56.4	Ends August 10th terms apply.
0:57.9	See GIFGaf.com for more info. Hello, everybody, welcome back to the out-of-character podcast.
1:30.3	Wait, Martin, don't say anything.
1:31.8	Let's keep the audio listeners confused.
1:34.8	Okay.
1:35.4	Hey, guys, this is just normal.
1:37.1	We're just sitting on our couch.
1:38.9	What color is it, Martin?
1:40.4	Yellow.
1:41.2	And we're just...
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