0:00.0	Hi, I can recognize full sentences.
0:02.0	Tell me, what can I help you with today?
0:04.0	Um, uh, talk to a human.
0:07.0	I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that.
0:09.0	Okay, here's one for ya.
0:11.0	Hey, robot chick!
0:12.0	Eat my ass!
0:13.0	I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
0:15.0	No, I just called.
0:16.0	What are you doing?
0:17.0	Charge $175.
0:19.0	Not, no, no, no! Talk to a person, talk...
0:21.6	Hello, this is Zachariah. How am I help you today?
0:24.6	Yes, finally. Okay, yeah. I just need a quick refund. My connection flight, I get delayed. I didn't make it. I just deserve a refund.
0:30.6	Oh yeah, I just need to go on the website. The refund.
0:32.6	You don't think I've already done that? That's why I'm calling you. You do it. Sir, I'm sorry you're frustrated. What do you? What do you do?
0:38.3	If you'd like to go back to the main menu, press one.
0:40.3	Otherwise, goodbye.
0:42.3	What, hey, hello, no, no, no.
0:44.3	This is just hung up on me?
0:45.3	Is that allowed?
0:46.3	I'm getting ghosted by real women and robot women.
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