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He smuggled cash and ugs, laundered money for drug cartels, lost a bunch of it, and somehow stayed alive to tell the tale.

This is the story of the cocaine quarterback, a story about status, networks, hustle, and the exact moment that being honest becomes a survival skill. It's wild, cinematic, absolutely true, and it ends with somebody making ice cream behind bars. So buckle up and dive in with me here with Owen Hansen. I'm going to tell you the book, man. It makes me feel like I really missed out on some amazing parties. We definitely had a good run. Man, I also maybe missed out on some prison time.

So there's that.

Yeah, you didn't miss out on that.

Yeah, maybe less FOMO.

Yeah, that's the FOMO you don't want to be.

We're not supposed to glorify criminal activity, but partying is not criminal activity.

It sounds just like you had a really good time in college year after that.

It's like the Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah. And it's just a lot of fun times with minimal consequences until then they weren't so minimal anymore. Yes. The book starts with your mom just basically packing up and leaving with your sister. So what happened there? Because that's kind of an early primal wound that you don't just get over. Yeah. I think you got to understand that two couples, you know, didn't get along. And my father and mother divorced. And as a child, you don't know what's going on because you're young and you're seeing them fight like cats and dogs and you're like, man, what's going on? But at that age, my sister's four, I'm eight. And I'm like, man, I don't know what's going on, but something bad's going to happen. You feel it. And I remember my mom packed up and put everything in the station wagon that day, and my sister's crying, and like, I'm starting to cry. And shit, man, what's happening? Then I remember she drove off. Saw me crying. My dad was like, no, no, we don't cry in this household. Come on. Go get your

volleyball, go get your surfboard. We're going to the beach. And I remember I didn't see my mom for like another nine months until Thanksgiving. Like, oh, we're going to get to see your mom. My dad told me. I was like, devastated. I'm talking around the phone. And back then, you don't have cell phones. There's no such thing as FaceTime or Skype. None of that's around and I'm just bombed out. What did I do? I tell my dad, did I not shower? Why is mom leaving? So you're like thinking, did I not clean my room enough or whatever. I did wrong. I mean, look, people handle things in different ways, but it sounds like they just handle this so poorly. How do you not explain to your kids what's going to happen? You separate siblings. You don't allow them to have emotions in one house. What were they thinking? They weren't, right? Yeah. At the end of the day, we obviously make some mistakes in life. And my dad talks about that in the documentary, cocaine quarterback. He says, you know what? I regret what I did and I fucked up.

And my dad admits it. At least he takes responsibility now, right? He wasn't in good shape, though,

like mentally, right? Yeah, drinking a lot of alcohol and just he's a partier. And now I see where

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