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Luke And Sassy Scott

123: You said WHAT to your kid at the park!?

Luke And Sassy Scott

Luke and Sassy Scott

Comedy

5.0945 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

DESCRIPTION:

  • The Good Life
  • Family Drama: AirBnB Nightmare
  • Parents at the park being crazy
  • F*cked Up Families: Chop your toe off to get out of a holiday?


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0:00.0

If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time.

0:02.8

We'll be on it all the time.

0:04.1

He could walk to school by himself. She could see something, she shouldn't. He could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EEE safer Sims. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.

0:24.2

Choose EEC for Sims, only on the UK's best network. To verify best networks, ee.com. So Luke and I think it's really important that when you go to somebody's house, you say thanks for having us. So we would like to say a big thank you to the Wurundri Woy Wurung

0:38.9

and Bunawarang peoples of the southeastern Koola Nation,

0:42.2

the land on which this podcast is recorded on.

0:44.8

Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.

0:49.3

Don't film me.

0:50.5

You are ridiculous.

0:51.4

Don't do that either.

0:52.7

I'm sick of you.

0:53.6

You're a nutcase. I don't care, Luke. Look at you. You infuriate me as a human being. Are you recording? Can I pick my nose? Look. Sassy. Sassy. Sky. Oh, sometimes I really want to get Botox because I can feel me frowning at you. You just sneezed and looked at your hand and then wiped it on the chair. Scott, it's not because of what's in my hand. Those wrinkles are deep. Like, that's got nothing to do with what I'm doing. It's because I've lived a life of expression, fun, joy and emotions. Now, speaking of emotions, you're going to cry at the mobsters funeral you're going to today?

1:29.2

You always say I don't dress up. I finally put on a suit and you're still not happy. You are.

1:35.2

How does Marcus make you happy? I'm going to get a finger in a blowy. Oh, well, I'm your brother and you are disgusting. I'm not doing that.

1:45.0

I don't yuck.

1:48.4

Don't yuck my yum though.

1:50.8

You are the definition of...

1:53.9

Sexy.

1:55.2

Money can't buy you style.

1:57.3

So just because you put a good suit on,

1:58.9

doesn't mean you look good in it.

2:00.2

Ah, so it's a good suit. Thank you, Scott. That's very kind of you to notice.

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