Hello and welcome to reality TV cringe.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, here with my real tight home girl and my daughter-in-law.

So don't even try it.

Don't even. Don't try it. Don't even.

Don't try it.

We are here today to talk about sister wives.

We are in the process of doing a sister wives rewind.

We are on season four.

And we've got our raccoon monocles.

Yeah.

We are very, very forensically investigating the cracks in the foundation.

Yep. Of this brown family polygamous bullshit. And Cody's eye colors. And her and his high colors. Green,

gray, brown, blue. And then you notice that he's wearing contacts. Yeah, dude, he's wearing colored contacts.

He's wearing colored contacts? Yeah. Yeah. God, he is so vain. Yeah. He's a loser. I was looking at the

merits of his hairstyle in season four and it's just kind of that wavy, blonde dude that he does. And I'm like,

is that better though than the top ramen? Because it seems like it is.

I feel like the top ramen looks better because it's curlier. I mean, comparatively, they look bad either way because it's his hair. It's terrible. He should just fucking go bald already. But I feel like if I had to pick.

Really? I probably would pick top ramen.

You would pick the curly girl solution.

He looks like Shirley Temple.

Like I think that looks, I think that's good.

I'm thinking maybe he can't pull off the season four surfer waves anymore because he's like so severely balding.

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