123: Miracle of 34th Street

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2017

⏱️ 107 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah offer up an atheist review of Miracle on 34th Street; a beloved and charming film that is among the most acclaimed holiday movies of all time. But Eli insisted we make fun of it anyway. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	And the guys like so wow that's quite a bit of money Chris what are you gonna do with it because
0:09.0	I'm gonna buy an X-ray machine for a local children's hospital and I did this crazy moment where I was like
0:16.4	Imagine a hospital without an X-ray
0:20.5	Like what it that's just a placement slightly spaced out beds, right?
0:24.6	I mean don't be wrong
0:26.0	When no was a kid X-ray machines were just like dipping people in uranium and waiting until they were see through but
0:31.6	It's still a weird thought
0:50.0	Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because they never run out of terrible
0:55.6	I'm your host Noah Luzon's and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome back. Thanks Noah
1:01.7	You know who definitely did not
1:05.6	Get murdered by Christopher walking on a boat
1:10.2	Natalie Wood
1:14.5	That'll make sense in a minute or maybe I won't or maybe it'll make sense in like an hour and a half
1:19.4	I heard a lawyer eventually
1:22.4	Yeah, right and sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir?
1:29.1	Christmas back to Hector yeah, this will come out the day after Christmas
1:34.3	So I had to watch a fucking Christmas Eve movie even though we could have got away with a new years movie or something anyway
1:39.9	Yeah, so tell us Heath what Christmas movie will we be breaking down today? We watched
1:45.9	Miracle on 34th Street
1:48.8	It's the story of what happens when the court system rules that paranoid delusions are legal reality
1:56.2	It's riffrah the movie
2:00.6	They tried to ward us damn it and Eli how bad was this movie?
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