Hey guys, exciting news from the block party.

We're so bad at adventuring season three has just dropped.

Go and check it out.

If you haven't already listened to seasons one and two, start there.

Here's a quick tease at season three.

We hope you enjoy it.

There's a monster right around that corner.

We need to slay it in order to escape.

Okay, here's the plan.

Do monsters fear social situations?

I'll run at it.

Ask it what its plans are for Friday.

And it'll sulk off, since, you know, it's not forward enough to reject me in my face.

Um, that's a terrible idea.

Thornwick, monsters hate dinner plans. That is a proven fact.

Bob, why don't you just take your spear and stab the thing?

Because its back has turned to us as it guards the only exit. It would be rude to just

stab it in the back. Bob, it's a terrible, horrible, murder wolf. Ten times worse than a werewolf, but, well, you know, two notches below a wearmurowulf. Just stab it before it sees us and devours us.

Backstabbing will get me a bad reputation, Thornwick. Yeah, Bob, your reputation's clearly not an issue, and I'm pretty sure it's socially acceptable to a frightened dungeon miles below ground.

Why are we even here? I thought we were going into a shop. You know, I did too, but we really shouldn't follow a sign into a deep dark tunnel for hours upon hours before realizing that there's no shop.

Wait, so you're telling me there isn't a shop? Exactly. We were tricked by a piece of wood with letters painted on it. Oh, man, we are so bad at adventuring. Well, you know, reminds me, if you love a fantasy comedy about two regular guards in the army who just want to avoid all this adventuring crap, tune into a with so bad at adventing, released weekly on iTunes or Terrible Adventures.com.

Wait! I got it.

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