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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

#123 - #AskMeAnything: Bucs for Brady, worst NFL helmet & fans on horses

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed dive into twitter questions from the homies for another #AskMeAnything. Also Big Phil comes on to give his Super Bowl thoughts, the guys react to some wild photos from the Chiefs victory parade, and Ahmed properly buries the 49ers. (3:05) Big Phil talks about crushing his pull-up challenge from Ray Lewis (10:00) What film showed about Patrick Mahomes' Super Bowl that TV didn't (16:15) Is Jimmy Garoppolo the future for the 49ers? (20:20) Does Phil have a problem with any Kyle Shanahan decisions? (32:00) When Chris first knew Mahomes would be a star (39:30) #AskMeAnything: How can the AFC West compete with the Chiefs? (41:20) Why don't more teams use the Shanahan running scheme? (44:30) Why do the numbers lie with Richard Sherman? (47:05) Are the Buccaneers a good fit for Tom Brady? (51:50) Will Tua Tagovailoa's left-handedness affect his draft stock? (53:05) Which draftees is Chris excited to see at the Scouting Combine? (55:45) Should the Packers trade up for Alabama WR Jerry Jeudy? (57:20) Will the Lions ever not make Ahmed miserable? (58:50) Can Chase Young make the Redskins a playoff contender? (1:00:55) Chris trashes the Bengals helmet, and Ahmed wants to rebrand them (1:03:30) How does Simms feel about the Jaguars playing more games in London? (1:04:35) A Jersey lesson in Taylor Ham (1:06:35) Fan on a horse? Fan in a tree? Chris & Ahmed Look at Pictures: Chiefs parade edition (1:12:15) Requiem For a Team: The homies (well, 2 homies) asked for it, so Ahmed eulogizes the 49ers

Transcript

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0:00.0

I would take the trophy back to my room, I would take a shower with it and soap it down

0:10.0

because a lot of dirty hands and mouths have been on that at that point.

0:14.0

I'm going to do that.

0:15.0

I'm going to give it a scrub and then go, okay, now you're clean.

0:19.0

Mr. Lombardi come into the bed with me.

0:24.1

All right, what up?

0:25.6

Chris Sims on Button.

0:26.8

Ahmed Ferees here.

0:28.1

What up?

0:28.6

We got a Thursday podcast.

0:30.0

We're going to do a little bit more Super Bowl recap.

0:32.2

We got an AMA.

0:33.4

Ask me anything going on.

0:34.7

We got some questions there.

0:36.3

Now, I only got to what I would do before I got into bed with Mr. Lombardi.

0:42.5

Now, what I do once I'm in bed, doesn't everybody want to hear that?

0:45.4

No, there was a reason.

0:46.3

Would you or would you not dry hump the Super Bowl trophy, Ahmed Farid?

0:50.5

Oh, there's too many sharp edges on the whole thing.

1:45.7

It doesn't have the composition that would make that very enjoyable. Well, yeah, it would be hard. I think you can find a way. I think we can find a way. I think you can find it. You're creative. Yes, I made Ahmed uncomfortable to start this. Yes, I'm very happy about that. Although, it's funny, if you just came into the end of what you were talking about there, you go, Mr. Lombardi, now that you're clean, get into bed with me. Exactly what he's talking about. You're so big and silver and shiny. Yeah. What big ball you have. Okay. Let's start again. Three, two, one. Yeah, baby. It's the off season. All right. And like I said, ask me anything today. We got Big Phil coming on. We got some things. I want to discuss the game. I have yet to really talk to my dad about the game. Really? Yeah. I've been like kind of holding them off on our natural phone calls during the week a little bit lately so we can keep things fresh for the pod your dad's been calling you've been

1:49.3

well that's why i don't know you've heard him complain a few times lately like oh he only calls

1:53.1

me now when we talk i mean i do it deliberately because we'll have the whole podcast on the

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