123. A History of Teen Choice Awards Hotties with Noor
Nostalgia & Now
Kelli Williams
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
This week Kelli is joined by Noor (The Reality Is podcast) to break down every Teen Choice Awards Hottie winner, both male and female, starting in 1999. From Ashton Kutcher to Beyoncé to Jessica Alba, they revisit the winners, question some very interesting choices, and demand recounts for certain years. It’s a light, fun, gorgeous walk down memory lane because did some of these hotties really deserve their surfboard?
Theme song by Grace Doty
Make sure to check out Noor on Instagram, YouTube, and check out her podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | You're going to dance like it's 2005. Come on, get up. |
| 0:05.4 | Put a time to feel a trucking nostalgia and now, biggest fan in the crowd. |
| 0:11.0 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:12.6 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:13.9 | It's looking at be it. |
| 0:16.4 | You guys, welcome to another episode of nostalgia and now. |
| 0:20.2 | This week I am joined by one of my |
| 0:22.1 | favorite people to record with. And I truly mean that. The host of the reality is Miss Nore. |
| 0:28.7 | Hi. Thank you so much for coming on. Oh, my God. I'm so happy to be here. I feel like the |
| 0:36.1 | genesis of this recording was the months and months of you and I just like talking about beautiful men that make wonderful lesbians. |
| 0:45.6 | It's very true because one thing about me, I'm proof sexuality isn't a choice because I love a hot man. |
| 0:53.6 | And I'm proof that sexuality isn't a choice because I'm married love a hot man. And I'm proof that sexual outlady isn't a choice because I'm |
| 0:57.2 | married to a hot man. Like I can't tell you how much like a note again, I've fucking talked about |
| 1:03.4 | heated rivalry every day of my life and I hate myself. Okay. But I hate that that show has made |
| 1:09.5 | me like men again because pretty much for the last like 10 years. |
| 1:12.4 | Like I just turned 40. |
| 1:13.6 | I'm going to say over the last like decade. |
| 1:15.4 | I've kind of like come to terms with like my sexuality. |
| 1:18.1 | I definitely am not straight. |
| 1:20.3 | I would say that, you know, I could be bisexual, probably queer, whatever. |
| 1:24.9 | And the thing that like I really came to turns was just how much I, like, really dislike men. |
| 1:30.5 | Like, I just, the only man I like truly is my own husband. And then I watched this fucking gay hockey show. And I was like, great. Four more men that I'm attracted to. Wonderful. |
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