122: Top Supermarkets, Prepping and Touch of Evil
The Alexei Sayle Podcast
Alexei Sayle and Talal Karkouti
4.8 • 610 Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Hey everybody, welcome to episode one, two, two of the Alexis Selle podcast, |
| 0:37.1 | the week of its podcast, uh, |
| 0:37.5 | the week of it's Thursday, |
| 0:39.7 | the 16th of April now. |
| 0:44.3 | And, um, |
| 0:46.0 | things are poor slightly in the Gulf of, |
| 0:48.1 | the Gulf of the Gulf of hummus. |
| 0:51.8 | Right. |
| 0:52.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.7 | Yeah. Uh, yeah. Yeah. |
| 0:55.5 | Which is, you know, where the world's, and that's the, that's being held up. |
| 0:59.2 | Obviously, the Iranians are bomb. |
| 1:00.5 | But the, well, the, the, um, the, um, so named because that is where all the world's |
| 1:04.8 | supplies of hummus come from. |
| 1:06.8 | And, um, so, uh, Turkish Metser restaurants are running very low from us and substitutes are being |
| 1:16.9 | served liver patte porridge. |
| 1:22.4 | They're going to be started at the waitrose riots. |
| 1:25.7 | Yes. |
| 1:26.7 | People in waitros are freaking out. |
| 1:31.2 | Rioting because they can't get their supplies of what they're going to do for their weekend dips for their book groups and for their parties because the Straits of Humus are completely blocked by the Iranians. |
| 1:48.6 | I did a shop at Morrison's the other day. |
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