Warning. This podcast involves discussions of a spooky and graphic nature, not suitable for children or the faint of heart.

Strong language and mature content is present. Listener discretion is advised. You have been warned. The Hey, Spooksters, and welcome back to another stabby snippet here on Three Spooked Girls.

My name is Tara, and as always, I'm joined with my favorite ghoul friend, Jessica.

Hello.

Hello.

And today's stabby is going to be, I know we said this last time, last week, it's going to be different, but it's going to be different again, because stuff's just kind of stressful and weird and a little scary in the world right now and we are not going to go on a tangent about all of that shit because it's just kind of stressful and weird and a little scary in the world right now,

and we are not going to go on a tangent about all of that shit, because that's not what you're here for.

No.

But we wanted to do something kind of more lighthearted and funny, but also fit our mold of a show.

I'm sure you can tell by the title.

But we are going to be talking about weird, funny crimes here in the U.S.

It almost was just Florida.

Shout out Florida, peeps.

But there's a couple that were in other states as well.

Yeah.

Sometimes with Florida, it's like there's that online game where you can go like, you put in your birth date and then type in Florida.

Florida man.

Yeah.

Florida man.

Well, I don't even think it should like, you know, equal opportunity here.

You should just put in Florida because women in Florida, like not all women, but some women in Florida be crazy.

We got some interesting ones.

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