#122 - March Madness

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Lewis is back in his personal cable access studio for this week’s Rantcast! The Rubber Chicken is out again. This week, he’s off to commentate on NCAA Basketball. We’re not sure how he’s going to be a part of March Madness broadcasts, but he’s doing it. Two banks went belly up this week - Silicon Valley Bank and Signature. Bank closures of this magnitude show you can’t trust people to be adults. Ron Desantis has appointed a new board to oversee Disney’s special district. It’s a board full of far right nonsense. Also, listen in to hear what a school district in California is doing to AP classes. Thank you all for your continued support. Please remember to take care of each other. It’s the most important thing we can do. This week’s live rants come from the Hippodrome Theater in Baltimore, Maryland. SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com/live SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST https://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com FOLLOW LEWIS www.lewisblack.com www.youtube.com/officiallewisblack www.instagram.com/thelewisblack www.facebook.com/thelewisblack www.twitter.com/thelewisblack www.tiktok.com/@thelewisblack New episodes arrive every Wednesday. For advertising opportunities/contact email: rantcast@thesyn.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thoughtful driving tips from ESO. Number three.
0:03.5	This is Kieran. He's doing 70 on the motorway.
0:07.2	On his way to a cheeky spa appointment, though his diaries as he's visiting a client.
0:12.9	Naughty Kieran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey.
0:19.9	Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kieran.
0:22.6	Slowing down a little. Despite my incredible advertising voice, it doesn't sell B2B. And
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0:50.5	slash lead to claim your credit. Terms apply what's that mr grinch you have something
0:55.9	to reveal you are now in mcdonald's happy meal well this must be why you're so full of glee which is a very
1:02.4	rare sight for all to see oh my and what is the reason of course it's the festive season choose a grinch
1:09.9	book or toy for your little ones until the 31st of December.
1:12.9	Some fun, some food.
1:14.4	It's all inside this happy meal.
1:17.3	Until 31st of December.
1:18.8	Subject to availability from 11 a.m.
1:20.7	Book or toy choices between toy or book.
1:22.4	Not the specific item or range.
1:26.3	This could all go horribly wrong at any minute.
1:31.1	Hello and welcome to Lewis Black's Rantcast 122, aptly entitled March Madness.
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