122 - Grease Penny Payoff, Bologna Border Bust, and Hollywood Goth Club Creeps

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

And...we're back.

Border cops seize 227 pounds of illegal bologna, a Florida mom beats down a kid at school with a boxing glove, a mechanic gets his last check as 91,500 pennies soaked in grease, some dork from an HBO show ruined his career by grabbing chicks at a goth club, and we have an update from Power Moves legend, Father Travis, of S&M church porno fame.

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*Recorded March 24, 2021. 9:15 ET*

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0:00.0	Oh, you know, at Delta, at Delta, the girls call me cool.
0:05.4	At Eastern, the girls call me Slick Rick.
0:08.3	And all the other women around the world just say,
0:12.0	Oh, there goes the man.
0:15.0	Rick Flair, the world's heavyweight champion, custom made from head to toe, the greatest athlete and the greatest
0:24.6	wrestler, the greatest heavyweight champion of all time, and I'm going to show anybody out there
0:30.6	that thinks for one second that maybe I'm second guessing myself that I am the greatest of all time forever and ever. One surprise.
0:42.3	I'm back. The heavyweight time with the world, Rick Flay and we're coming back right after this.
0:51.3	Yeah, we're making power moves. Rock in a Detroit groove.
0:56.0	To some American dudes out making power moves.
1:01.0	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rock in a cold one in each hand.
1:06.0	Buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves.
1:10.0	Ripping heaters and chugging paps now you lied with no
1:14.4	class blown shit up and chasing ass yeah we're making power moves yeah we're back welcome to
1:22.6	power moves with mike burns episode 122 i'm your host mike burns coming to you from an undisclosed bunker in the beautiful state of Michigan.
1:31.0	Joining me from Sunny Glendale, whoo, California. It's your best bud, gnarly Zach. What's up, man?
1:39.4	What's up, dude? It's been a while. It's been a while. except for the hour we just or half hour we just did
1:45.2	on the pregame yeah man the pregame was back we're back you're sipping your dream got my lecois
1:51.8	lacroes lacroes i don't fucking know look they're uh la croix because they're from uh they're from
1:58.5	wisconsin they should be Laquois.
2:01.1	Yeah.
2:20.2	La Cua. I like La Cua, La Cua. Right. That would be the correct pronunciation, but it originated here. And that's how people say it. Oh, good to be back. This feels good. This feels good. Yeah, man. It was hard for me. Hanging and banging. It was hanging and banging. absolutely. It was hard for me to talk on the pregame because I haven't... I've been just by myself and just staring at the TV and haven't said a whole lot of words.
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