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122: Don't Send Me a Bill.. Ft. Chris Klemens

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Two Hot Takes

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4.77.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2023

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Chris Klemens!! This episode features stories that could have us immediately calling our therapists after. I've personally never cried so much in an episode lol. TW: We do read coconut story again but Chris has the most unreal reactions it's worth it.

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0:00.0

Just your mind or two subscribe. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, Ariana. Yeah

0:07.6

All right, let's lay down a check. Yeah

0:11.0

Sorry, these microphones are very professional. I'm like wow

0:17.4

Oh

0:19.4

Holy shit, that was me pooping this morning. Do you do karaoke? Yeah, I love karaoke except I have to do it like

0:26.9

With three months in between because I go so hard that I like yeah

0:30.6

Pop like blood vessels. I

0:33.6

See that for you. I could see you going on the mass singer

0:38.3

Honestly, don't even play with me. I think you should I'm at that point of my career where I'm like, okay, I think we're

0:43.4

I mean like the dancing with the stars like in the mass singer era of my career right now. We're

0:49.4

needing a revival. I

0:51.8

I would be there. I would know, but I would be there with the biggest sign supporting you. I think you think I

0:58.6

Honestly, some of them are really bad. It's like shocking that they go on like not all these bitches can sing no

1:04.2

Like I don't need auto tune. Yeah, there's even this one. I'm like a icing for me. Okay, so that's kind of the thing

1:10.4

There's auto tune that's kind of like the tea pain where you think auto to it where it's like really turned up

1:15.4

But there's also this program in music called Melodyne. Yes, it's great

1:20.0

You can like literally alter each part of the song. Yes, each note

1:24.5

Like you can like totally change the way someone says I'm like this close to being a pop star

1:29.5

I like want my boyfriend because he's a music. I want him to like

1:33.1

Just like put out a track just to see if I could like get it to do anything. I'm just so curious. I love this idea

1:40.4

You want one too? You can easily do it wait like kind of he's a producer. This is what he does

1:45.4

We're gonna have a meeting after next time you're in LA. We'll get you in the studio. Don't even

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