121: Zane Reveals His Secret Ex Girlfriend

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 35K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you think you could break out of prison?
0:01.4	All those movies are so fake.
0:02.8	I mean, oh, wait.
0:04.0	People do it in real life.
0:05.0	Yeah, there are stories.
0:06.0	That's crazy.
0:07.0	There's been people that have broken out like three times.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	Well, you know what?
0:11.0	I think you could bribe the-
0:12.0	Yeah, I think there's cops inside the help you get out.
0:14.0	There's no way you can escape a prison and nobody's fucking... Or like... You don't think they're like in there busting off the toilet, undoing a couple screws with something they made out of the kitchen.
0:22.7	Going on the floor...
0:23.6	Shimmying into it.
0:24.6	In the cell.
0:25.6	No way.
0:26.6	If you get like your hands on a uniform, I think you're in the clear.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:30.6	And if it's that big of a prison. one of your friends outside is like, I'm going to become a correctional officer and come work
0:38.0	at the prison and help get you out.
0:39.4	But that's like years of, you know.
0:41.7	Shorter than a life sentence, though.
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