Alright, so Matt, how much does a pirate pay for his piercings?

I don't know. A buck in ear.

I like it. It's pretty good. That was a good one. I like that one myself.

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Oh right everybody here we are again Matt. How you doing tonight brother? Well I'm pretty good man. How about you? I'm doing good.

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I posted this in the group that Amanda was helping me kind of remodel and this is how far we've gotten. So I dig it man.

I like it. Yeah I like it. She did a great job. She built my backdrop essentially. It's not essentially she totally did it.

It's almost too professional looking for our dumbasses. Hey I'm telling you what if quarantine has had any positives.

It has improved our construction skill right. Right. I mean Amanda has built a table. She has built a chair. I mean and they look good.

I mean they're they're out on the patio. I mean people show up and I'm like Amanda built this chair. Yeah.

What do you mean? She built it from scratch. She bought the wood and built a chair and then built this table.

It's funny. It's amazing. We did basically the same thing. We built that center block bench outback.

Just center blocks that you basically glue together and then put four by fours in and make a bench out of it. Oh yeah yeah yeah.

And then we built a table but it's kind of a table hideaway because it hides our fire pit that we got out back. It sets over top of that.

So that we can use it or hide it away. So yeah definitely the quarantine has.

It's probably for a lot of people brought the home improvement tinkering to a whole new level.

You know some guys you know they you know they they take their lady out you know they they buy them you know a piece of jewelry.

You know maybe they they buy them a new outfit or you know they they they take them somewhere special.

I bought Amanda a miter saw. There you go. And and she was ecstatic. Hey there you go.

You know you buy for what they want. That's my kind of woman. Exactly. You buy for what they want you know not everybody wants a diamond ring some.

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