#121 Snake Knowledge w/ Alex Ptak

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.5 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Folks, the hilarious Alex Ptak joins us on this week's episode as we learn something about weird alien signals, the failure that was the coronavirus testing robot, the snake orgy that shut down a public park, a fireman calendar that was too sexy, and Lis Smith and her alleged fake Nigerian-Pete Buttigieg-supporting Twitter account Follow Alex on Twitter @PtakJokes We are on Patreon! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! www.patreon.com/whatatimepod Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/what-a-time-to-be-alive?ref_id=8471 Join our Discord chat here: discord.gg/jx7rB7J @pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin // @whatatimepod

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0:00.0	Officer, I have every right to be here.
0:09.0	I've seen a bird for a good war.
0:13.0	Sweet baby raised my ribs.
0:16.0	I'm shaking from that.
0:17.0	Why is this whole is so hard?
0:20.0	Come into the house, just a big of my house. Why is this noise so hard? Oh my god! Oh my god!
0:22.6	Detective, uh-kotchoo! Oh, Yeah, fucking yeah.
0:39.3	Detective, uh, Pikachu.
0:42.3	Oh, wah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
0:45.3	Come on, I'll make them for now.
0:48.3	Let's take the basketball!
0:49.3	Sir, sir, sir, sir.
0:52.3	Sir.
0:53.3	This is the one thing we didn't want to have.
0:56.2	Damn, son.
0:58.2	Oh, my.
1:00.4	I can't make you live.
1:05.7	A baby rays on the room.
1:08.2	Sweet baby rays on the rooms and take it from there.
1:14.2	Oh my God.
1:22.6	Ladies and gentlemen.
1:23.3	We have rid.
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