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The Makeshift Podcast

#121 Is VICTOR CRUZ Faster Than A CAMEL?

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8559 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Victor Cruz joins the podcast and shares his dream quarterback, gets quizzed on how well he knows himself, ranks touchdown celebrations across the NFL, builds the ultimate football player, guesses if he's faster than certain animals, creates the perfect golf round, and more!

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0:00 THE LEGEND, VICTOR CRUZ!

0:38 WAS VICTOR ALWAYS A GIANTS FAN?

2:11 IF YOU COULD’VE PLAYED FOR ANOTHER TEAM?

3:21 WHY DON’T PLAYERS WEAR SLEEVES?

4:05 CHOOSE TO PLAY WITH ANY QUARTERBACK!

7:17 HOW WELL DOES VICTOR CRUZ KNOW HIMSELF?

12:21 WHY THE SALSA DANCE FOR TD’S?

16:29 RANK THESE TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATIONS!

19:29 THE MOST ICONIC TOUCHDOWN CELEBRATION?

20:18 IS ELI A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER?

22:40 WHAT SHOULD THE GIANTS DO NOW?

26:10 BUILD THE PERFECT NFL SUPERSTAR!

30:31 BUILD YOUR DREAM NFL LINEUP!

32:36 WHO’S FASTER, VICTOR CRUZ OR THESE ANIMALS?

36:00 VICTOR’S NEW JERSEY TAKES!

39:08 NEW JERSEY VS NEW YORK!

42:03 LET’S TALK ABOUT GOLF!

45:11 $15 TO CREATE THE PERFECT GOLF ROUND!

48:45 HOW MUCH TO NEVER PLAY GOLF AGAIN?

49:40 GO FOLLOW VICTOR CRUZ!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to podcast number 121. We have a special guest. He's a Pro Bowl wide receiver, Super Bowl champion, the man who owns the giant single season franchise receiving yard record, New Jersey native Victor Cruz. What's going on, guys? Thanks for being here. Thanks for me. Thanks for having me. Yes, sir. From Patterson, New Jersey, 100%. My, uh, my dad grew up in Wayne. Okay. So, so right next door. I was just in Wayne today. There you go. I was hitting some balls over at the old range over there.

0:23.3

Which, of course.

0:24.2

Freezing my balls off. My dad grew up in Wayne. Okay. So right next door. I was just in Wayne today. There you go.

0:21.1

I was hitting some balls over at the old range over there. Which course. freezing my balls off. It was just arranged by they have it. It's like a mini golf range. Oh, they have the mini golf with the lake. With the lake. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I get the name of it. But I was in Wayne today. I was in way. I was in New York. So growing up in New Jersey, were you always a Giants fan?

0:40.8

That's the, we're just going to, we're just going to, I wasn't Wayne today. You guys were there and are you here? We're in New York. Whatever it takes. It's cooking.

0:37.8

So growing up in New Jersey, were you always a Giants fan?

0:53.0

That's the, we're just going right out the gate. We're coming right at you. So let me give you the full story. So my dad growing up was an avid football fan. And I remember being in the other room and I'm playing whatever. and I hear him just screaming at the TV.

0:55.5

And I'm like, what could he possibly be screaming at?

0:57.0

And I come out and it's the Cowboys.

0:59.0

It's NFL, it's Sunday afternoon. He's screaming at the Cowboys and mind you this is, what is this? 1990, 91, 92, 93.

1:06.1

Cowboys were pretty good then. They were winning some games. They were in contention. They had players

1:10.8

like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Dion Sanders, like guys that you could really rally behind. And as a child, like these are guys that are really cool, you know what I mean, to be fans of. So I started that, I started there, started a cowboy fan. But I always, I wasn't the cowboy fan that hated the Giants. I kind of, you know, I had to drive by Giant Stadium every day, damn near, going to them from the city, moving around. So I always respected them, and they always drafted high character players and high character guys. So I always like, was like, damn, I wish the Cowboys, I always loved the type of players that they had, but I wish they had like those lunch pale guys at the Giants had.

1:45.0

That's fair.

1:45.4

If your dad was yelling at the TV, I thought it would deter you.

1:48.2

But I'm the same way.

1:57.4

My dad, you see out the Mats, Knicks, everything. Most of the time, he's probably yelling in excitement, too, too. He would yell in excitement also. So it was both. That's fair. I'm assuming a miserable fan Matt's Nick's offense, offence, it's bad

1:59.2

It's just notoriously bad

2:00.4

But we're better reasonless

2:01.4

That's true.

2:02.5

I'm very good

2:03.2

I'm assuming you're. Matt's nixed offense. It's bad. It's just notoriously bad. But we're better reasonless.

2:01.5

That's true.

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