#121 How Do I Tell A Bride That Her Bridesmaids Dress Choices Suck?
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🗓️ 15 January 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | U-Up Live is Backbatches. The U-Up Live tour presented by FOPACAN cocktails is back this summer. |
| 0:05.9 | Jairan and Jorana are coming to a city near you to bring your favorite comedy dating podcast, |
| 0:10.4 | IRL. You can join U-Up for a night of dating on makeovers, the fan favorite red flag |
| 0:15.0 | deal breaker game presented by FOPAC, awkward sexual encounters, and so much more. So text |
| 0:20.4 | your friends, grab a ticket, and we will see you there. Whether you're a new but obsessed |
| 0:24.4 | listener or a long time fan, get ready for the event of the summer because the U-Up Live tour |
| 0:28.8 | presented by FOPACAN cocktails is right about in the corner. So don't wait, head to |
| 0:33.3 | batches.co slash U-Up Live to buy your tickets now. That's batches.co slash U-U-P live to buy |
| 0:39.9 | your tickets now. And in the meantime, pregame for the show with more dating advice from the U-Up |
| 0:44.0 | podcast wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:48.4 | Hello and welcome back to Batch Slap. I'm Jorana. I'm Sammy. And here we are. Yes, this is |
| 0:54.6 | supposed to be the last week that it's just going to be two of us. Yeah, next week we're |
| 0:58.0 | going to start all three of us. And if we don't stick to that, you'll get over it. But that's our plan. |
| 1:04.8 | Yeah. It's just hard to get us all scheduled at the same time. And we're very busy. |
| 1:09.6 | It is. Yeah. |
| 1:10.4 | Busy busy. Always busy. I feel like that's like you can always busy until I'm like socially |
| 1:15.6 | unacceptable to to not claim that you're busy in New York. I think that's like a socially |
| 1:20.1 | unacceptable thing to claim that you have like a shit ton of free time. Right. But that's |
| 1:24.0 | that's very uncool. Okay. Yesterday. Yesterday I wanted to do absolutely nothing. And then |
| 1:29.8 | Avi was like, you want to watch the Patriots game or whatever like at a bar. And I'm just like, |
| 1:33.8 | you know what? I'm going to do nothing today. Thank you. So no. So no. I'm very busy until I |
| 1:40.3 | am spending eight hours straight on my couch not moving. Right. Then I'm not very busy. But I'm |
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