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Chaos and no rules man we woke up no rules indeed we woke up this morning

all right so we get the conk life email and the subject is fringe theater announcement final fringe Friday, May 29th

There's a weather yeah yeah Wednesday May 27th 20% chance of precipitation

high 86, fine, sunset 8 11 PM, fine, little COVID update, and then the first story, headline,

man arrested for kicking chicken.

D-dah!

I literally like was still in bed and laughed out loud.

I would like to bring to you the crack reporting from Conklife Editor,

Man Arrested for Kicking Chicken.

All right, a 43 year old marathon man was arrested Monday for kicking itch again.

Nicholas Kevin Chu was charged with animal cruelty.

Sergeant Joel was called to the 200 block of the 91st Street,

11 a.m. on March 22nd regarding a domestic argument.

He arrived to find the argument was between Chu and his girlfriend.

The girlfriend said she was mad that she kicked a chicken and possibly

broke its leg. She admitted to kicking the chicken out of the way, further admitting

his annoyance by the noise the birds cause. Hey big man you're making a lot of noise, big man.

You better watch out or I'm gonna kick you.

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