It is Tuesday, May 8th, 2018, and this is episode 121 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by the new ticket packages that are pre-populated with inferior options that are sure to introduce challenges for even the most savvy park goer.

The new park tickets pre-burdened with easy-to-late-day fast passes no longer have to be your only self-inflicted pain before starting the day.

Additional bad options available include dropping your shirt off at laundry services the night

before a big park day to find it waiting for you in the morning pre-drenched with sweat

and chili dog sauce.

Not challenging enough?

You can opt for pre-reserved lunch and dinner seating at Pinocchio Village House or save time with the more

popular option where you're just shot up with E. coli at City Hall without having to actually

eat at Pinocchio Village House. Kids are sure to appreciate the structured

reliability of pre-scheduled indignant meltdowns and the whole family will be

distressed by the unrelenting

misery of the transportation bundle that gives you the experience of full bus rides leaving

right after fireworks. To read more about the ways to remove ease and satisfaction from your trip,

go to www. Thisisfine.go.w. This is fine.gov.com.

This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy is May 8th, Mayday?

We have to do this all month?

I don't know.

Until you look it up and can tell me exactly when it is, I'm going to ask.

Yes, it is May Day.

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