Pope Pizza Bala. Is that on the menu? Could we see Cardinal Pizza Bala elected as the Pope? I think there's a really good chance, actually. I've been hearing things from Rome. He is unknown. I mean, calling him the Sigma Cardinal. You know, you got alphas and betas. Sigma's

operate outside the system. Sigmas are lone wolves. Signas don't run with the pack.

And Pizza Ballas is a Sigma. Cardinal Pizza Bala, I've heard, is not going to the dinners in Rome.

He's not hanging out with a lot of cardinals. He's kind of off to

himself, praying, reading, contemplating what's about to happen in the next conflave. He's a

sigma. He speaks Arabic. He speaks Hebrew. He speaks Italian. He speaks English. He says mass in Latin. He's Italian, but he's the patriarch, Archbishop, Cardinal of Jerusalem. So his experience is in the East. His experience is around Jews, Muslims, Greek Orthodox, Armenian Orthodox, Syrians, Ethiopians.

He has a different experience than Western Cardinals, even though he is Italian.

So Cardinal Pizza Bala doesn't fit in the usual paradigms that we discuss.

And that makes him interesting.

That makes him the sigma.

That makes him the question mark.

And, you know, people have a certain interest, a certain attachment, a certain attraction to the Sigma.

You know, the Sigma is the guy who, you know,

may not be the alpha football quarterback star in high school, but he's the one that's a little bit different.

And people respect him for that.

And that's pizza valla.

And I've been hearing his name more, and I've seen more articles and more videos, and nothing

is glowingly positive.

Like, this is the greatest guy ever.

But everyone's like, who is this pizza bar?

What would he do as Pope?

And if he brings a certain charisma, if there is walking of horns and the conclave, they have a liberal and a conservative and it's ballot after ballot after ballot, people might just look over their shoulder over at pizza bala and say, let's get pizza balla.

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