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I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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On todays episode we try Improv!! Lets see how this goes, hopefully Nick doesnt pull out a gun! Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/INLY #rulapod Head to https://quince.com/inly for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. 🛍️ Buy our Merch! https://ineverlikedyou.merchtable.com Come see Nicks Show June 20th! https://www.ticketmaster.com/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-brooklyn-new-york-06-20-2026/event/300064A4511BECED?_gl=1*kgrd03*_ga*MTQwNDI4NzYyNC4xNzc4MDg2MDI5*_ga_C1T806G4DF*czE3NzgwODYwMjkkbzEkZzAkdDE3NzgwODYwMjkkajYwJGwwJGgw 🌍 Come See Matteo on Tour! 🎟️ https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ 🎧 Bonus Content https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast 🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com 🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 00:00 Intro 07:15 Stuck in an Elevator Together 11:51 Last Box of Mac and Cheese 19:55 A Bride and a Bridesmaid Can't Fit Into the Dress 28:47 Hiding Secret Stash of Food 34:31 Customer Sends Back Food 3 Times and Chef Comes Out 35:47 A Teacher in NYC Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power embarrassing Eddie makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Welcome back to the episode of I Never Like to with Mateo Lane and Nick Smith. And today, he said twice we are. with that. Do you want to get some food before we start so you have energy?
0:39.6	We're going to be doing improv, so we need you to have some energy.
0:41.5	I'll be good to go.
0:44.8	We're recording, so.
0:46.5	Start the episode.
0:48.9	I've started the episode.
0:50.9	We're doing improv today.
0:52.8	Improv challenges.
0:54.3	This is going to go down when we eventually do our drag race competition with one another.
0:58.9	His line is it anyway, if you will.
1:02.1	You really do need a snack.
1:03.5	I loved that show, actually.
1:04.8	Me too.
1:05.2	When Richard Simmons was on it, it was the best.
1:08.4	It was the best.
1:09.3	Colin and Fred. He Colin and... Fred.
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