You can relax, clean and there it have a podcast. The world is scary and we're locked in our home. But now we have big microphones.

So you can relax that's the name of your podcast. Hello, welcome to relax. My name is Colin Ballinger.

Eric Stocklin. Come on, you're gonna sing? Absolutely not. You're gonna, yes, and me on that one.

That's not a guess and that's a

Pay me extra right for singing. Come on. I didn't know this was a singing audition. I thought it was just it's not an addition. I have an audition soon

I hate auditions. That's my that's my relax. You have an audition for what I can't say anything. Okay, but I'm nervous. I'm nervous

I'm such a bad audition or Eric's like the king of auditions and is so good at auditions not true

Yes, you are literally seeing you audition

At bajillion times you're so incredible at it. And I'm literally garbage trash poison like I'm allergic to auditions

I'm so bad at that. You you are allergic. I'm so bad. We do how can we help you?

You can't okay. There's nothing I don't know that there's anything we can do just um you know

Just accept it I guess

We can not be proactive like what do you need to do for this audition like how can we help you?

Um, I need to become a better dancer. Okay

I don't know that that can happen in like a few days. It's a dance thing. There's a lot of things. Okay anyway

We don't need to go into that who needs to relax for you this way going to it. We got a fun episode

I just ate two slices of pizza. I scarfed two slices of pizza. I'm hyper. I'm ready. I'm excited. I won

Well, I beat you in the pizza eating then

I am instantly regretting my stomach already feels like I swallowed two bricks

Uh-huh like my stomach is it was brick pizza is like I feel like it felt bricky

It was bricky and there was everything on it. It was too much

What was on that pizza too many things name them like there were bell peppers olives onions tomatoes pineapple

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