Hello and welcome to the rest of history. Now Tom, we have some very, very exciting news,

don't we?

Dominic, I think exciting, barely does it justice. We are going on a live tour. I mean,

the whole thing is so surreal, but basically we did two live shows, didn't we, in Clapham.

And they incredibly sold out in minutes. And there is, it seems, appetite for more.

So for those people who have not yet been to one of our live shows, we have a remarkable

approach, I think it's fair to say. So the first half, Tom sings Marilyn Monroe's greatest hits.

And in the second half, I do a PowerPoint presentation on British economic policy of the mid-1970s.

So it's an absolute riot, fun for all the family. I mean, there's absolutely nothing about that,

not to look forward to. It's also not true. It's honestly a lot more fun than that.

We will discuss exactly what we're going to do near at the time. But here's what you need to know.

There are going to be three dates. First of all, the 25th of April, we will be in London on the

West End at the Druery Lane Theatre, very surreal, Tom. We are taking over, I believe, from

Frozen. It's so surreal. And then on the 26th of April, we are going to Edinburgh,

Dasha Hall. So that would be brilliant. Very much so we forward to that, Tom. So Dominique,

a triumphant return for you 25 years since your one-star review, given by the Scotsman at the

Edinburgh Festival. But I tell the Scotsman comes this, give us more than one star.

All right. And it's fair to say I've got a few scores to settle with the Scotsman's theatre

critics. And finally, we will be finishing off on the 30th of April at the Lowry in Sulford

Greater Manchester. So Dominique, please tell me how, how can people get these absolutely

golden tickets? I'm gagging to tell you Tom. They are on sale right now. So go to restishistrypod.com

forward slash tour. That is www.restishistrypod.com slash tour. Now Dominique, Christmas is coming.

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