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The Skepticrat

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Government, News, Politics

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: The Governor of Florida will find out you can get COVID-19 no matter WHAT beer you drink ... We’ll point out that frying the brains of 5G conspiracy theorists wouldn’t make a difference anyway ... And Fox News gets taken to court for felonious Fox Newsing.

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Headline Sources:

Fox News murdered people with coronavirus lies and they're getting sued for the murdering: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/04/fox-news-prepares-coronavirus-misinformation-lawsuits

Gov. DeSantis Says Kids Not Dying From COVID-19; CDC Says Not True: https://www.mynews13.com/fl/orlando/coronavirus/2020/04/10/ongoing-coronavirus-reporting

YouTube deletes videos blaming 5G for coronavirus after UK vandalism: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/05/youtube-to-suppress-content-spreading-coronavirus-5g-conspiracy-theory

Bernie Sanders drops out of primary: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/08/us/politics/bernie-sanders-concession-speech.html

Smoking weed and coronavirus: Even occasional use raises risk of Covid-19 complications

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/10/health/smoking-weed-coronavirus-wellness/index.html

Trump signs EO urging the US to mine the moon for minerals: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/07/trump-mining-moon-executive-order

Transcript

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0:35.0	April 13th.
0:39.0	And the word of the day is kakestocracy, which means government by the least competent people in the country.
0:45.4	Used in a sentence, you should have voted for Hillary Clinton.
0:49.6	Kacestocracy.
0:52.1	Semichemonkakestocki. Kacostocracy. Heh, semicolon Kacostocracy.
0:55.0	Just he huddled around a fire barrel with a guy explaining the benefits of accelerationism.
1:01.0	Did that yesterday? I'm no allusions. I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heath
1:05.6	and Broadcasting Delayed from America's far center. We are the Skeptocrats.
1:10.5	On this week's episode the governor of Florida will find out you can get COVID no matter what beer you drink.
1:17.0	We'll point out that prying the brains of 5G conspiracy theorists wouldn't make a difference anyway.
1:21.0	And Fox News gets taken to court for
1:24.8	felonious Fox-Newzing.
1:28.2	But first, the rest of the intro music.
1:45.2	Joining me for headlines tonight, our fellow skeptic rats, No illusions, and Eli Bosnick.
1:57.6	Uh, gentlemen, before we start, let's go ahead and put 10 seconds on the clock. Best coronavirus quarantine song, go. Oh obviously smells like quarantine spirit. I think I'm Corona now. What about coVIDio killed the radio star? The flu bugles.
2:07.0	Yeah, I hope not.
2:10.0	Yeah, somebody was playing that game on on Facebook and that was my thing I wanted to artificially work it in.
2:16.0	I was happy with that.
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