I will make

I will I remember when I learned in school about gravity.

It was so cool.

I had a teacher that knew it all.

She taught me how water could stick to a ball,

how buildings stick to the underside of a ball that spins like a

carousel ride. Man, it all sounded crazy to me, but I love learning about gravity. I couldn't wait to tell my

dad about the amazing day that I had. He picked me up. I was bursting with pride. He opened up the door and I jumped inside.

He smiled of me and said, how was your day? I said that I was blown away. I learned about this

magical thing, but it's kind of got my head in the spin. I learned about this Newton guy when an apple fell on his head.

He survived that there must be a force that's a pulling it down,

and everything's being sucked to the ground.

A force that stinks us all to this ball,

the people, the buildings, the oceans, and all.

So it was written in history.

Newton had discovered gravity.

Well, he just looked at me, I'm sad.

Don't believe in property.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to the Flat Earth podcast.

I'm your co-host, Curious Jay, alongside me, Dave, from deep inside the rabbit hole.

Back for another hour or so of Flat Earth audio. Dave, how's it going this week, brother?

Going very well, man. Happy to be here. Very excited to talk with our guest.

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