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This week in Dushane, Utah, when two people disappear from a rural area, red flags pop up everywhere, including blood, body parts, and a lion named Sinbad. Welcome to Small Town Murder.

Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder. Yay! Yeah indeed Jimmy, yay indeed. My name is James Petrogallo, me with my co-host.

I am Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you folks so much for joining us. We're psyched for this week. We have a crazy episode. This is one of those where you're just like, I don't even know. Only this show where this comes from. This is only a Small Town Murder story could produce this level of insanity. We will get to that first.

We have a little house cleaning here just to keep up with everything. Thank you for all your reviews this week. God, they're so important. Thank you for those icon, the purple icon, Apple podcasts, iTunes, whatever the hell it is. If you give us five stars on there, it really helps drive us up the charts. It doesn't matter what you say. You can write anything you want. It's not for our ego. Your words can't fix us. No. No. So it's just for business purposes. It really helps drive us up the charts. If you want to help, you can do that. That helps a lot.

You can also go to shut up and give me murder.com. You should do that where you can get all of your, all of your things and merchandise and t-shirts and mugs pocket robin shirts are up. Make sure to get those. Those are selling like hotcakes. Those are funny as hell. Those are so silly and also tickets to live shows.

We have some sellouts here. Pittsburgh, sorry, Pittsburgh. They are gone October for Kansas City and St. Louis. Those are both sold out. We love Missouri. Jesus, the Missouri's have come to our aid. Love us. Yeah, they're coming to see us and they're both sold out. Those shows Omaha, Nebraska, the funny bone there. That sold out.

So yeah, get your tickets to that. The first show is in Tampa and then Orlando. Get your tickets to Orlando. That's selling pretty well. Yeah.

And after that's going to be Columbus and Cleveland. And last time we were in Cincinnati, that was like one of the fastest sellouts we had. So get your awesome. That was great. We loved Ohio.

We had a bowling trophy from that. We do. That was a great place at Bogart. Well, this time it's Columbus and Cleveland. Get your tickets to those now because we were afraid. Maybe you won't, if you don't. So do that.

I am God damn it. Look at the whole. San Diego, too. We're going to be San Diego LA and September. That's going to be fun. Go see those shows and summertime and Southern California.

It's going to be nice. So late summer to September. It's going to be beautiful there. Oh, we can't wait. It's going to be a blast. We love it. So come see us there. Other things you can do. If you want to be a hero of ours, you want to be one of our favorite people, our producers.

We're going to talk about them at the end of the show, like always and glowing terms. Tell them how much we love them. You can do that very easily. You can join that pack by going to Patreon.com slash crime in sports or heading over to PayPal using our email address, which is crime in sports.

At gmail.com. You can make a one time donation there. And if you're saying what's crime in sports? Why is that your address? That's our other podcast, our first podcast. And if you don't listen to it, you're missing out. We'll tell you that this week's was almost a small time. It was crazy. Yeah, you can start. That's a good place to start this week's because it's not a lot of sports. And really, honestly, we all a lot of times we say it's lower case sports or you know, upper case crime. It's one of those. It's crime with some sports because the guy played sports.

But it's mainly just to tell you where he got to. Aff and then fell down from grace because that's that's what we like is to mock somebody's fall. So listen to that. We're about ready to get started here, but we need to do the disclaimer quickly.

And this is a comedy podcast. We the stories are real. And this week you're going to go, are you sure? Yeah, we're sure. This is real. I promise the state, the state court documents aren't lying to us here.

This is all real stuff. So we're not making it up. We do make jokes. We are comedians. So that's going to happen. We try to make jokes at the you know around things.

There's a lot of funny stuff around murder. Sure. Not a craziness going on a lot of times in these people's lives and things like that. What we don't do though, we try to not to do anyway.

Go out of our way to try not to do is to not make fun of the victims or the victims families because we're assholes. Not scumbags. True. That's true. We're trying our best here. We're just trying to try to have a good time with a crazy story.

But keep in mind we are assholes. We are assholes. But if that sounds good to you, well, you're about to have a blast because this is a wild story. We're going to have fun. If that does not sound good to you and true crime and comedy should never mix.

Then this isn't for you. You should probably not listen to it. And thanks for giving us a shot. But have a good one. It's a bad first date. Didn't work out.

Fine. We'll pick up the check. It's fine. We got that. We got your drink. Don't worry. It's all good. And then we'll just can delete and move on. That sounds good to you. I think it's time. I think it's time to stand on your cubicle in the middle of your office.

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