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🗓️ 5 July 2018
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Kevin Bartini joins us this week at Comic Strip Live. We talk about refusing to write jokes about "The Boss", why Brian is the worst warmup guy of all time and how to tell if a woman's vagina is man-made. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @kevinbartini @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker and support the show at patreon.com/mlcpodcast
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0:00.0 | All right. All right, we're live from an undisclosed location. and hook them for. |
0:01.0 | Oh. All right, we're live from an undisclosed location. |
0:24.4 | I'm a little hot. |
0:25.8 | I'm a little hot. |
0:26.8 | No, I'm just kidding. |
0:27.9 | Remember Lenny? |
0:29.2 | Yeah, sure. |
0:30.4 | First co-host, my first wife. |
0:35.0 | He used to say weird. |
0:37.3 | I used to say he was from the comedy seller, and I would say, don't say where we are, because that was when I was paranoid. Right. I was doing a lot of heroin. Yeah. And... Hardy laying. Shut up. But we're at the comic strip on a beautiful sunny day, right? Any hotter, you wouldn't eat a frying pan to make an egg. Am I right, guys? |
0:54.6 | The sidewalk's good enough. |
0:53.8 | Is this mine? Mine? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's good. If you turn it down too low, then you're going to screen. Hello. How are you? I'm great. We've never met, have we? Yeah, years ago. I was going to say, you brought me up, you said I was a, you're rude. |
1:10.9 | Everybody has the same story. I met you as I was just starting out and you said, who the fuck are you? You're not funny. Are you next? I guess you're next. Don't go over. I opened for you in Baltimore like seven, eight years ago. And you said if it gave you a hand job, I could keep opening for you. And then this is it. For real? You lived there? No. I was just booked the same weekend. Maccubis, I guess. Yeah. Magubis? Yeah. Back in the old location. It was in like... Oh, that fucking shit hole. Yeah. What, Baltimore, you meanimore you mean basically no it used to be like in a |
1:45.6 | like in industrial park yeah it was uh no it was uh it was like in a restaurant right but it was |
1:53.0 | no no that was after remember it was in some weird industrial park and it had that real like |
1:57.8 | greek seating or no that's where it is now oh is that where it where it is still? Yeah. Oh, okay. Still a shit old, sir. No, it used to be, uh, it used to be like underneath a Italian restaurant. And then when I first started, then he, you would get, the hotel was like a real shitty. It was like a section eight hotel because you, you, you walked to the section. Yeah, like everything was. Super Section 8. Yeah, Super Section 8, where it was a a section 8 hotel because you you walked through the section yeah like everything |
2:17.8 | a super section 8 yeah super section 8 where like it was a lot of black people not not that |
2:23.0 | they're they're bad or section 8 types but right you could just tell by the conversations in the |
2:28.0 | hallway yeah like where's my money when's the first of the month yeah Yeah. Well, I lost my calendar, motherfucker. |
2:36.9 | Speaking of that, |
2:38.2 | the fire, happy Fourth of July. |
2:41.2 | No one's working this week except for us, right? |
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