120: A Crambus Miracle

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2014

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Welcome to this very special episode of Regular Features, in which Matt discovers the true meaning of Christmas, Steve discovers the true meaning of Christmas and as for Log, well, you'll just have to wait and find out! (He discovers the true meaning of Christmas). In fact, all o dem boys be learnin bout Christmas, and now YOU CAN TOO. Merry Christmas from Team Features!

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0:00.0	Have yourself
0:01.6	A Merry Merry Features
0:06.5	I was wasting to see if you said regular instead of merry
0:10.0	Before going for balls out into features
0:12.6	Guys, it's Christmas Day
0:15.9	This is down, oh my god
0:17.5	Oh you cuddled a ball in warm inside a stocking
0:20.2	Hanging off the fireplace, because I am.
0:22.6	Had a roasted orange.
0:24.6	Not made.
0:25.6	Roasted chestnuts.
0:27.6	I have popped a walnut under my foreskin and I'll be wanking it to dust later on.
0:31.6	Oh, brilliant. Well, that's the best way to make stuffing I hear.
0:35.6	It is.
0:36.6	But guys, I've got a Christmas confession to make on this of the very Christmas of days.
0:41.6	What's better time to make a Christmas confession than on Christmas Day?
0:45.5	God isn't even looking, so he probably won't even notice.
0:48.3	He's so busy delivering presents.
0:50.3	Wait, wait. God isn't looking.
0:52.7	All right, guys.
0:53.6	Anything goes. I've killed so many people. Anyway, um... Wait, wait, God isn't looking. All right, guys, I don't know.
0:54.3	I've killed so many people.
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