Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

slide by on track to your

there,

to care in the world as you simply lean back.

And before you know it, you're there.

This is how travels should feel,

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Someone came up to me in the street and said are you you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be laughs and it'll be funny and because they'll laugh funny.

I think jokes are like magnets. They attract some people

some people like my comedy but like magnets jokes attract and they repel. Some people

are repelled by my sense of humor. If that's you, don't come and see

me live. But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Car laughs funny.

I'll be everywhere. Go to Jimmy Car.com for details. The Royal Rumble match usually represents a fantastic opportunity to book a spot in a

WrestleMania main event for the 30 folks who get the chance to enter.

Yet, whether due to a jilted cult member in a sheep mask hurling

them into a barrier, or the over-excitable violence of a Puerto Rican street gang, the

visualizing of a dream has sometimes turned into the darkness of unconsciousness.

I'm Gareth from What Culture Wrestling and here are 12 times wrestlers fail to make it into

the Royal Rumble match.

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